People tell me about it all the time. They walk up to me, and they say. “You are Very Important, and I respect you as an individual.” Which is good, because I already know that I’m Very Important, and I can more accurately tell that they are an Intelligent Human when they tell me things that I know are true. I frequently wear my Business Suit, and I wear it when I go to bed each night, because that way I can say that my dreams are Very Important when I wake up and write them in my Mind Diary. Which is the place where all Very Important people keep a Very Important catalogue of their Very Important thoughts, so that if they should ever think, one day, that they are
dreadfully unimportant
Then they can open their Mind Diary and look at one of the entries and say to themselves; “Ah ha! I knew that I was Very Important the whole time.” You see, what the normal people don’t understand is that to be Very Important you have to be Very Important. The moment you stop being Very Important is the moment that you aren’t Very Important anymore, which is impossible because you must always be Very Important in order to be Very Important. Sometimes people will walk up to me and they will say to me “You are
dreadfully unimportant
and I respect you as an individual.” But what they don’t understand is that that is impossible because in order for that to be the case I could not be Very Important and I am Very Important so that can not be the case and I tell them that that is not the case but I do not point out my Mind Diary to them because, as I have learned, they can not see my Mind Diary and they can not see all of the times that it says that I am Very Important. I iron my Business Suit each day and it makes me feel Very Important but I ignore that feeling because everyone knows that being Very Important doesn’t have anything to do with feeling Very Important but has anything to do with being Very Important, so the reason that I iron my suit is so that it looks nice when I go to bed later that night and not because it has anything to do with the way that I am Very Important. But sometimes, people come up to me and they say—
dreadfully unimportant
Ttttttt-
—but without a Love String you cannot be Very Important because the holes in your Business Suit can not be String and without that String your entire life will contain a Paradox Hole which consumes the entirety of y—
“Hello yes you are Very Important and I think you are Very Important and I respect you as an individual and I want to be Very Important too and can you teach me how to be Very Important and I respect you as an individual.” But I tell them that they can not be Very Important because they are not Very Important and the only way to be Very Important is to be Very Important and they are not Very Important. But sometimes if I am feeling Very Important which only happens in the morning when I iron my Business Suit I will give them my Business Suit so that they can feel Very Important even though they are not Very Important but sometimes this opens up a Paradox Hole because they think that if you feel Very Important than you are Very Important but that is not you can only be Very Important if you are Very Important and they are not Very Important but that is okay because a Paradox Hole resolves all Paradox Holes by consuming all paradoxes into a hole, which is why I call them Paradox Holes and not Business Suits.
But sometimes I get a hole in my Business Suit and it is not a Paradox Hole but it is just a hole which is not a good thing because if it were a Paradox Hole then it would consume all of the paradoxes into a hole and I would not need to worry about any paradoxes because they would be in a hole, but instead it is a normal hole which is not a good thing because dreams are
dreadfully unimportant
if you have them while you are wearing a Business Suit that has a hole in it so I have to fix the hole in my Business Suit before I can dream and the only way to do that is with a Love String which canbut without a Love String you cannot be Very Important because the holes in your Business Suit can not be Loved and without that Loved your entire life will contain a Paradox Hole which consumes the entirety of your paradoxes into your soul, and your soul must become a paradox which is
dreadfully un—
Ttttttt— but I Love my Caring Family which is composed entirely of Intelligent Humans so that they can provide me with Love String in order to fix the hole in my suit with Love String so that I can have a Business Suit that does not have holes so that I can wear it at night and have dreams which are Very Important which is good because I am Very Important and I need to write my Very Important dreams into my Mind Diary in order to remind myself that I am Very Important, just like other Very Important people do.
Thank you for your time I hope you have a lovely day.